Never try to catch two 25 pound watermelons as they are falling from the heap. You will get hurt.
My second grader can create a more sophisticated Power Point presentation that me
Rebekah can learn to monkey walk around the pool even if she cries during her swim lesson
Jet lag is harsh
Freshly made curtains make me smile every time I walk in the room
You can keep a room of 15 kids completely amused with glue, buttons, sequins, lace and paper
Passing out is completely fascinating
Being hungry + shopping at Costco = a LONG receipt
Meagan looks quite fetching in her dance costumes
Belly buttons are the perfect place for toddler fingers
Reusable swim diapers become disposable when poop is involved
Sewing is only fun when you cut the fabric correctly
People really do go out in public covered in bright green lycra from scalp to toes
Running over the freeway doesn't have to be ghetto
Laughing makes everything at least a little bit better
A good babysitter can save your sanity
I still really love spending time with my husband... a lot
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